How Did I Do That?

June 1, 1965

Holy crap! I did it! I lifted a rock for two seconds without even touching it! It was only slightly larger than a pebble. But still. I got a massive headache after I did it and now I’m just waiting for the medicine to fight it.

June 3, 1965

Well it happened again. But this time, I got my pocket-sized Bible to float in the air just by holding my hand out! I’m not exactly sure how long it was in the air for. But I’d say that it was longer than two seconds but not longer than a minute. Still got a massive headache after though.

June 6, 1965

Tim and I went down to the river today. I thought about telling him about how I lifted the Bible and rock without touching it. But I just kept my mouth shut since that guy is a big blabbermouth, especially to Mom.

Then I held my hand out and tried lifting a log on the other side of the river. Nothing happened. I think it was because it was too far away. The river is about twenty feet wide and I was able to lift a fish out for two whole minutes that was about five feet away from me.

I did get a headache after, but it seemed like it was slightly less intense than the others.

June 7, 1965

Okay so I just realized something. No matter what I lifted, it always had an orange glow around it. I’m not entirely sure why, but it looks very nice.

June 9, 1965

I’m in the closet. There’s two sets of heavy footsteps walking around the house.

Now there’s a deep voice that I don’t recognize saying, “Imagine what the army could do with something like that!”

Hopefully they don’t find me he──

Too Many Eyes

Alex was on a school trip at the Winthrope Mansion, which had artwork from all around the world. Prior to the trip, Alex heard a story from one of his classmates about how the spirit of a servant would occasionally possess the mansion’s artwork from time to time. At first, he thought that it was nothing more than an urban legend. However, for a majority of the mansion tour, the inside of his body felt cold and hollow as the eyes from the artwork seemingly followed him everywhere he went.

About halfway into the tour, Alex decided to take a bathroom break. After he finished, he exited the bathroom, only to discover that he got separated from the group. He decided to start his search on the floor he was currently on, as he thought they couldn’t have gone very far. While conducting his search, he wandered into an echoing gallery with a bunch of statues. His eyes darted around the room and his breathing became faster and heavier. Suddenly, Alex heard a crunching noise. When he turned around, he saw a statue of a little girl staring at him with big eyes and her neck turned at an impossible position. Alex swiftly fell to the ground and heard a thunderous bang upon impact.

R. L. Stine’s The Haunting Hour: The Series “Summon the Samurai Girl!” (Lost Episode; 2014)

The Haunting Hour is a Canadian-American children’s horror anthology series that originally aired on The Hub from October 29, 2010 to October 11, 2014, with the show’s fourth and final season airing from October 18, 2014 to November 29, 2014 on Discovery Family.

Like Goosebumps and The Nightmare Room, every episode features a different cast in a scary situation that would involve ghosts, aliens, witches, zombies, and monsters. However, the storylines are much darker than its aforementioned predecessor and some episodes serve as very dark morality tales. Unlike the Goosebumps series, the threat of death is not implied, being both clear and permanent. In addition, death in the show is not limited to antagonists and minor characters with some stories even ending with the main protagonist(s) being killed.[1] While most of the episodes are available to watch online, there is one episode that was never released titled “Summon the Samurai Girl!”

History

When The Hub network was rebranded as Discovery Family on October 13, 2014, there were plans to drop shows such as The Haunting Hour that didn’t fit the network’s new family friendly image.[2][3]  However, because the fourth season of the show was already announced prior to the rebranding, Discovery Family allowed all of the season four episodes that were finished by November 29, 2014 to air. Because of this, it’s speculated that Summon the Samurai Girl wasn’t completed by the deadline set by Discovery Family, despite its presence in early promotional material.

Plot

While not much is known about the plot of the episode, early promotional material for season four claimed that it was going to be about a girl in 1860’s Japan who accidently summons a Kitsunē while reading a book from her father’s library, which is a room she isn’t allowed to enter. When the Kitsunē wipes out all of the town’s samurai, she grabs a samurai sword and tries to fight off the Kitsunē.

References

1. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R._L._Stine%27s_The_Haunting_Hour:_The_Series

2. http://www.cartoonbrew.com/business/goodbye-hub-network-hello-discovery-family-103880.html

3. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Discovery_Family

Article by Hailey Sawyer

The Great Task

Once upon a time, there was a girl who had a problem. Everyone in her village kept telling her she was the chosen one who was destined to do something great. Every time the girl heard phrases like “You’re the chosen one!” or “You’re the only one who can do it!” or “You can accomplish a great task”, she growled, shook violently, and showed a scowl on her face. The villagers hadn’t bothered to explain exactly what they meant and when the girl asked for more information, they just said,

“Go to The Great Elder and they will tell you more.”

For a while, the girl had put off seeing The Great Elder until one day, she finally had enough of the vague phrases and decided to see them. When the girl finally got to The Great Elder’s residence, she knocked on the door and was greeted by a slender woman wearing a wolf costume.

“Um… Hell…o?” said the girl. The woman asked the girl who she was. “You know that ‘Chosen One’ all the villagers keep talking about? That’s me,” the girl said.

“Do you have an appointment?” the woman asked.

“Yes I do. Okay! Could you please take that costume off? It’s really distracting!”

The woman let the girl into the home and she went to find The Great Elder. When she got to the Elder’s room, they weren’t there!

“Hello! Um… Great Elder… I’m the chosen one who’s here to see you!”
the girl yelled. All of a sudden, the girl heard a booming voice say,

“Finally managed to show up? I’m quite surprised.”

The owner of the voice turned around to reveal themselves to the girl. The person was covered in wrinkles from top to bottom, wore an oversized red robe, and had stringy grey hair.

The girl told them that none of the villagers wanted to give any more information on her chosen one status and referred her to The Great Elder.

“Ah yes! I think I have something to help you,” said the Elder. They climbed up a tall bookshelf and grabbed a book that seemed like it was bigger than them. They opened up the book and started reading it.

“It says here that the chosen one is the only one who can accomplish a great task,” the Elder said.

The girl stood there in silence for a bit.

“And?” the girl asked.

“That’s it,” said The Great Elder.

“Are you serious?”

“Yup! That’s all there is.”

The girl stood still until she started to shake and growl. She then screamed loudly and started to destroy everything in the Elder’s house. In one of the rooms, she found some flint and steel and ran outside to ignite it. The home immediately caught fire and the girl ran away laughing loudly as she repeated the phrase “That’s all there is!” over and over again.

Slater Park Zoo and The White Wolf of Rhode Island

Disclaimer: The following content is from an article in the December 1998 issue of Weird and Strange Rhode Island.

In the late 1950’s, the Slater Park Zoo in Pawtucket Rhode Island had traded some of their deer for exotic animals such as a lion, a baboon, two Barbary Sheep, several monkeys, a leopard, and an Arctic Wolf. A series of concrete-block shelters with fenced runs was constructed to house the new arrivals, which was considered acceptable housing at the time they were built. Although the zoo had been successful before the trade, its success, along with its popularity, had noticeably skyrocketed after the trade, which would continue in the years following.

However, the zoo started to decline in 1979 due to waning interest and signs of this began to show. Those who have visited the zoo at the time reported seeing dirty and poorly rearranged exhibits that involved putting predatory animals next to prey. The zoo had addressed these issues and tried to fix them, but it wasn’t enough to remedy the declining interest and by the early 1980’s, the zoo was in financial trouble. To cut down on operating costs, several employees, including groundskeepers, were laid off. Eventually, three of the zoo’s animals (including a black bear, a lion, and a bull) were sold off to other zoos for $100,000 each. The zoo would soon be dealt another blow when, in the late 1980’s, the television show 60 Minutes had named Slater Park Zoo one of the worst zoos in America due to evidence of egregious animal abuse, especially regarding Fanny the elephant, who was kept in a tiny enclosure and chained up.

By December of 1990, interest in the zoo had sharply declined and it was in even deeper financial trouble. Because of this, the zoo was forced to sell off several more animals, including two horses, a leopard, a polar bear, two black bear cubs, an Arctic Wolf and her three pups. According to a former employee of the Slater Park Zoo, when the wolves were getting ready to be transported, one of the pups had escaped. Efforts to find and bring the pup back had been made but yielded no success.

Beginning in April of 1991 however, reports of a white wolf had sprung up in Pawtucket and nearby cities. One of these accounts was made by a mother, who was attacked by the wolf while biking in a local park with her son. There had also been accounts of pets being attacked and in some cases, killed by this wolf. Because of these reports, the Slater Park Zoo strongly encouraged communities to call animal control if they spotted the wolf, as they not only thought it was the lost wolf pup, but that it also posed a threat to humans and pets. During this time, people all across northern Rhode Island started taking serious precaution against the wolf. For example, children and pets wouldn’t be allowed outside after sunset, some people carried small guns with them at all times, and all kinds of traps were set up in people’s yards and even near trash barrels. At one point, some people refused to leave their homes without accompaniment and there would even be people who called animal control over anything that resembled the white wolf, even if it turned out to be something completely different.

This wasn’t the first time an animal had escaped from the Slater Park Zoo however. In May of 1979, an eight hundred pound polar bear named Frosty escaped. The animal was shot and killed by police near the Countryside Mobile Home Park. Unlike Frosty though, the wolf seemed to elude the overworked animal control officers, even after the Slater Park Zoo closed in 1993, much to their dismay.

It has been eight years since the wolf pup escaped and the hysteria has drastically died down. But that doesn’t mean the reports have stopped. In fact, in September of this year, a seventeen year old boy claimed to have seen the wolf while raking leaves in his backyard. In the wake of this report, several others have also claimed to have encountered the wolf, with one even saying that it bit them on the arm. However, animal experts say that the average lifespan of an Arctic Wolf in the wild is about seven years. In other words, it would be very unlikely for those people to have seen the wolf, as it most likely would’ve already been dead a year prior.

Despite this, we at Weird and Strange Rhode Island believe that the story of the white wolf will continue to fascinate Rhode Islanders for years to come.

Article by Ellen Lansing

I Don’t Like What I See

“Why is it?” I thought to myself, “Why is it that I can hear my own heartbeat? Why can I hear people talking about my appearance?” I couldn’t see anything and I think someone had tied weights to my limbs because I couldn’t move them. I could feel myself trying to move them but they wouldn’t budge. Then, I heard someone open a door that desperately needed to be greased based on the ear piercing creaking sound it made as it was being moved. I could hear footsteps clacking on the floor coming towards me. I could even smell what I presumed to be a mix of cherry and lime scented perfume. 

“They were right. You’re tiny!” I heard a voice say. I then felt something moving towards my mouth. I let out a deep breath and I heard the same voice screaming as loud as it could, repeating the phrase, “Oh my god! Put it out! Put it out! Please, help!” I heard the voice growing quieter as it ran out of the room and made its way down the hallway.

At that moment, my breathing became faster and louder and my heartbeat was increasing so much, it was practically vibrating. A few moments later, my eyes had burst wide open and I sprang out of the bed. I dashed out of the room as fast as I could. However, I noticed that my legs seemed rather stubby and door handles seemed to be out of my reach. I also had a hard time keeping my balance as the vanilla white linoleum floors seemed like they were covered in layers of wax. On top of that, my nostrils were assaulted by the overwhelming stench of sanitizer. Sure, there were hints of lavender in there, but it still made me cough loudly and felt like a two pronged fork had been thrust into the inside of my nose. I had no choice but to put my hands over my mouth and nose if I didn’t want to collapse to the ground. 

As I made my way down the hallway, a thought had suddenly popped into my head. 

In this thought, there were two women and one man standing in a room where dark marks covered the walls and the windows were shattered. They were surrounding a peach coloured steel table with wheels that was placed in front of what looked like an ivory doughnut with beige colouring around the middle of it. The women that surrounded the table were wearing paper white lab coats that went down to their knees. One of the women had brown hair and the other had blonde hair. They each held a clipboard in their hand and they seemed to be jotting something down. The man that surrounded the table wore a Red Sox T-shirt, black jeans, and a Vietnam Veteran ball-cap and seemed to be looking down at the table. On the table, I saw a pale, scrawny little girl who had casts covering both her arms and legs. Her eyes were light green with a little bit of brown in the middle and they stared upward at the ceiling. 

“Are you sure this is going to help me, daddy?” the girl said. 

“I hope so, sweetie. Otherwise, I don’t know what else to do,” said her father as he gently clenched her hand. 

Before I was able to figure out what happened next, I suddenly found myself inches away from a dark blue door with a black bar running through the middle of it. I leapt up and hit the black bar with all of my might. To my surprise, I had enough strength to open the door just wide enough for me to get through. The door led to a room with dark blue walls where the paint seemed to have been chipped away in certain spots. The floor was made of solid grey concrete and unlike the linoleum floors in the hallway, I was no longer having trouble keeping my balance. However, the sound of my footsteps seemed to be amplified as they echoed throughout the barren room. 

A few moments later, I made my way towards a small staircase and grabbed the thin wooden handrail beside it. I slid down the rail like a penguin with my arms and hands loosely gripping it. It didn’t take me long before I landed on all fours on the front, nearly smashing my head against the wall. Fortunately, I regained my footing and continued on my way down another flight of stairs. I soon came face to face with a set of bright pink double doors. As soon as I got close to them, I jumped up and slammed my whole body against the black bars that ran across them. However, the doors didn’t seem to move an inch. I tried slamming into the bars once again but just like before, the doors didn’t seem to move. I kept slamming into the bars, hoping that the doors would eventually budge but unfortunately, it seemed that no amount of slamming would open the doors. 

I noticed that my breathing began to gradually speed up as I tightly clenched my teeth together. My face had tightened up as well and the speed of my breathing continued to increase. I eventually took a deep breath and let out an ear-piercing scream. As I screamed, an enormous and intense stream of fire spewed out. Once I stopped screaming, the fire disappeared and I stood there panting heavily and hastily with my mouth wide open. “What in the worl— No… That didn’t just happen!” I thought to myself. In the aftermath, I noticed that the fire left a hole in one of the doors that was big enough for me to go through. It took a minute for my whole body to simmer down but once it did, I made my way through the hole. 

On the other side of the hole was another hallway but unlike the previous hallway, this one seemed to be more decrepit. The lights were dimmer and the floors were cracked and even missing tiles in some spots. The paint on the walls was peeling and chipped and the pipes on the ceiling were extremely rusted. To top it all off, the hallway smelled like a mix of rotten cabbage and char, which made me gag profusely. Not only that, but my stomach felt heavier the more I was exposed to the smell and I covered my mouth once again. I decided to walk down the hallway since that was honestly the fastest I could go given how I was feeling at that moment. As I walked down the hallway, another thought had popped into my head. 

This one had the man in the Red Sox shirt yelling at the woman with brown hair. 

“Listen, lady!” the man screeched, “I’ve searched all over this god damn state and none of these ‘medical professionals’ want to help my daughter! They say it’s because my insurance won’t cover the treatment she needs! I mean, why do you think I came to this god forsaken place, huh?” The woman had stood there shaking with tears running down her face. 

“Sir, I understand how you feel. But…the procedure you’re asking us to perform… is just too dangerous for a kid her age,” the woman stuttered with her clipboard pressed against her chest. 

The man’s breathing began to speed up as he clenched his fists. His face tightened and turned red. “Too dangerous? Too dange… God dammit! I don’t care! If it’s going to help my daughter then you give it to her! She can’t live her whole life like… like that, right?” the man screamed as he pointed to his daughter. Tears ran down his face and the woman walked over to him and rubbed his back gently. 

“Look, sir. Your daughter obviously means a lot to you and you want her to be happy. But let’s say I do go through with this and… well… your daughter… um… dies? How would you even deal with that?” the woman said softly. 

The man began to sob quietly and hugged the woman. “I… I don’t know. But I’m willing to make a deal with you.” The man replied in a shaky voice. 

He reached into his pocket and briefly rifled through it. He took out a black leather wallet and opened it up. He removed a thick stack of green and white paper from its large top pocket and held it in front of him. “This is all the money I got on me. You can have it if you help my daughter. Agreed?” the man said. The woman pushed the money away and the man began to sob even louder. Meanwhile, the blonde woman was near the machine where the man’s daughter was. She watched the man sob and her heart grew heavy but her attention had soon shifted to the daughter tugging on her lab coat. The woman stared at the girl and gently stroked her arm. 

“You know what, sweetie?” the woman whispered, “I don’t care what my boss says. I’m doing the procedure. I mean… you’re a strong kid, right?” The daughter nodded and the blonde woman pushed the table into the machine and closed the door. 

Before the thought could continue, I heard footsteps banging on the floor behind me, causing me to walk faster. The footsteps grew louder and gradually got closer to me. As I continued walking, my eyes darted around the hall and my heart beat accelerated. I soon found myself getting closer to another set of double doors, where one of them looked as though its hinges had rusted away and toppled over. Just as I was about to reach the doors, the footsteps were within earshot of me. I felt my whole body heating up and I quickly turned around and let out a steady stream of fire. A few moments later, I frantically looked around to see what had been making those footsteps. “Huh?” I thought. Much to my surprise, the only things I saw were the empty hallway and a few particles flying in the air from the fire. I backed away for a few more seconds before I leapt over the toppled door. 

On the other side of the toppled door was a hallway that had all of its windows smashed or cracked. As I was running, my breathing became louder and heavier and my vision became blurry. When I reached the end of the hallway, I noticed that the doors were covered in wooden boards of all shapes and sizes. I spent a good few seconds standing there panting, hoping to catch my breath. When my breathing began to slow down, I took a deep breath in and let out a stream of fire that was thinner than before. The fire created a hole that was barely large enough for me to go through. Nevertheless, I squeezed through the hole as quickly as I could and managed to get through with only a few minor cuts. 

As I was looking around, I noticed that the room was rather bright and almost all of the furniture was a dull silver colour, except for a long glass table covered in magazines. Not only that but the room was covered in chrome flooring that felt cold to the touch. Speaking of that, my whole body was shaking and each time I exhaled, I could see a big puff of white smoke leaving my mouth. I decided to walk around and look for the thermostat, hoping that it would warm up the room. I searched high and low and eventually found the thermostat. Unfortunately, it was way too high up for me to reach and I didn’t see anything that I could use to lift me up. I sighed and slowly walked over to the table and grabbed a few magazines. I threw the magazines on the floor and took a deep breath in. I gently exhaled as an extremely small stream of fire came out of my mouth. 

A second later, a small fire had formed where the magazines were and I decided to lay down and stare at it for a while. I sighed with delight and eventually noticed that my eyes were starting to close. I tried my best to keep them open but I soon had no choice but to close them. Moments later, a thought had popped into my head. 

This time, the daughter could hear the blonde woman flicking a switch. A droning hum came into fruition as a series of beeping noises soon followed. 

A deep whirring sound quickly increased in pitch and volume until sparks could be seen flying all over the place. Smoke began to fill up the inside of the machine and the daughter stared to cough. The blonde woman screamed at the top of her lungs and tried to pry the heavy door open. The brown haired woman came running over to the machine and grabbed the blonde woman, lifting her up in the process. 

“What the hell did you do?” the brown haired woman yelled. 

“I… I just turned it on that’s all!” the blonde woman stuttered. 

At that point, the daughter could no longer see what was going on as the smoke completely filled up the chamber in the machine. Her vision became blurrier and she found it extremely hard to breathe. Just then, she heard her father scream, “Stand back, ladies!” as he jabbed a fire extinguisher towards the window, completely shattering the glass. Smoke rapidly poured out of the machine as her father also tried to pry the door open. 

“Sir, that door is extremely pressurized! There’s no way you can open it!” the brown haired woman hollered frantically. The father then ran around the back of the machine and discovered an electrical cord. He tried to wiggle it loose but like the door, it was also stuck. 

“Hmm…” the father said. He rummaged through his pockets and eventually pulled out an old army issued pocket knife. As soon as he did so, he hastily moved the knife back and forth, gradually cutting into the cord. When the cord completely split apart, the whirring slowed down and the father rushed to the door. He tugged on it with as much force as he could muster and it flew wide open. The women grabbed the table and removed it from the machine. 

My eyes opened inch by inch and as my vision became clearer, I noticed that a man with a thin black beard and a doughy, oval shaped face was staring down at me with his wide eyes. His orange sweatshirt was covered in stains of all colours and sizes and he smelled like cream soda and tobacco. 

“Hey, buddy. Want to come join the circus with me? We’d make a great team.” He whispered as he gently rubbed my head. Just then, my heart began to race and my breathing had accelerated. A few seconds later, I took in a deep breath and let out an extremely large and powerful stream of flames. I sprinted towards a door on my right and leapt up to push the bar in the middle of it. I sprinted down the hallway until I came across an empty elevator shaft. I jumped and grabbed onto a pole and slid down as quickly as I could. 

As soon as I saw another hallway, I hopped off of the pole and hit the ground rather hard. I brushed myself off and swiftly turned my head from side to side, making sure that I had gotten away from that guy. Unfortunately, I could hear footsteps rapidly hitting the ground in the distance and booked it down the hall. As I was running, I decided to look for a place to hide. 

I eventually found myself in what appeared to be a bathroom. Immediately upon entering, I slammed the door with all of my might. I bounced off of the wall and grabbed hold of the doorknob as I locked the door. I fell to the ground and panted heavily for a few seconds. I soon noticed that my hands felt rather sweaty and decided to wash them. I knocked over a grey plastic trash bin and jumped on top of it to reach the counter. When I looked into the mirror, my heart instantly sank and it seemed as though time had stopped. 

There, in the mirror, I noticed that my body was mostly covered in auburn coloured fur save for the bottom half of my face and upper body, which were a cream colour. Not only that, but in the middle of my forehead was a large tuft of fur that looked like a tear drop with a curl in the center. My ears were huge and shaped like elongated eggs with large patches of orange fur taking up a good chunk of them. My hands were shaped like mittens and a zigzagged line ran across the area between my chest and legs. I couldn’t believe the sight before my eyes, even though it was staring me in the face! As I leaned closer into the mirror, I caught sight of something moving back and forth behind me. The sight startled me, almost costing my balance on the sink and I fell back against the mirror. To my surprise, I realized that the thing behind me was a thin tail with an arrowhead shaped tip on the end. 

At the sight of my appearance, I curled up into a ball and started sobbing loudly. The only question I had about the whole situation was “What went wrong?”

Where Did These Come From?

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The Actual Claw Marks

This happened to me a while ago. I was having trouble sleeping as my neck was really bothering me. I had trouble moving it side to side and my pillows weren’t really supporting my neck at all. Despite this though, I eventually drifted off into sleep. When I woke up the next morning, I saw something that made my heart pound and forced me to jump back a few inches. The comforter that was covering my mattress had two tears in it towards the foot of my bed. However, these tears looked more like someone or something had made them using their claws. One of them was half as long as my arm and the other was nearly as long as my hand.

Just to be clear, I had worn socks the night before which would’ve prevented my toenails from making those tears. I also don’t let my cat sleep in my room with me since he has his own little bed down in the basement anyway. To add even more confusion though, the comforter wasn’t really that old or worn either as I’ve had it for at least a few years without it getting damaged too badly.

I honestly have no idea how those marks got there and now every time I think about them, my heart starts to pound fiercely and breathing gradually speeds up as I ask myself one single, solitary question. What the HELL was in my bed that night?

Original Finishing Date: 6/25/2016

The Girl Who Cried Platypus Bunny and Whatnot

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Platypus Bunny by Raidra

Once upon a time in spaghetti checkerboard land, Austria, there was a young, mischievous and energetic girl who lived in a village. She was a shepherd and her job was to guard the sheep from danger, especially wolves and laser zapping naked ladies. The shepherd girl also had to make sure the sheep got plenty of food and exercise. Every day, in order to give the sheep the exercise they needed, the girl took them to a nearby valley. Once they had walked there, the sheep would graze on the tasty green grass that grew in the valley. The villagers trusted the shepherd to take good care of the sheep.

The village people worked nearby so if a wolf ever did attack, the people could run to the rescue, even though she could clearly defend herself if she needed to. The villagers counted on the shepherd girl to do her job and they never felt like they had to keep a close eye on her. Every day, the girl faithfully watched the sheep from her lookout post. She could also see the people working hard. Some days they worked at their jobs in the village and sometimes they did other chores. But most of the time, they liked to watch a show about ninja turtles who fight off a giant cheese grater from Japan who shout out surfer lingo.

For the shepherd girl, every day was the same. She looked at the sheep, took a nap, scarfed down six-foot sandwiches, ran around at the speed of sound, and looked at the sheep some more. They looked the same every day. Then she looked out at the forest. It looked the exact same way. Nothing but explosive trees that ignite when hit with even the slightest tap and occasionally some were-cat lightning ninjas came by. While she was happy most days just to do her job, some days she wished that something exciting would happen. She wished she could sing like that one girl from Kansas about going over rainbows to find new and exotic lands with talking lions, tin-men and scarecrows with an over the top witch riding a bicycle in a tornado.

Throughout the span of her young life, the girl had seen wolves come near the sheep but she fought them off with pluckiness and a giant machine gun that shot out various Mexican foods that were so spicy that even touching one of them could be lethal and result in spontaneous combustion. Some people told stories of hearing wolves howl in the forest, but the girl never heard any real howling. In fact it was just the incompetent and oblivious neighbors who were listening to Thriller and turned the volume up way too much. One day the shepherd tried to make things more exciting. She thought, “Maybe I can play some games with the sheep.” She planned her next day and smiled when she thought about the fun she would have.

The girl woke up bright and early the next morning. When she tried to play with them, she had noticed that they were all stuck up in a tree. She was confused as to why they were there until a handsome young man in a magician’s outfit with a soothing and charming British accent came along and explained that the sheep were under the misapprehension that they were birds. The sheep tried to fly but had only plummeted to the ground. The mysterious magician had then left the pasture without the shepherd girl noticing at first since she was too busy staring at him and admiring how handsome he was.

“No, wait, come back to me strange sexy magician man! I need you!” thought the shepherd girl. Downhearted, the shepherd girl walked slowly back to her lookout post. “Darn it,” thought the girl, “I just wanted to make things a little more exciting around here.” Suddenly, she saw something out the corner of her eye. She could tell the wind was blowing because it made the treetops move.

“I wonder,” she said, thinking out loud, “what is on the other side of those trees?” The girl smiled to herself. Would it be so bad to pretend there was a giant pit bull dressed up as a clown with the voice of James Earl Jones accompanied by a platypus bunny? She thought this would be a hilariously good joke to play on the villagers.

As the sheep ate the grass, the shepherd girl cupped her hand near her mouth and shouted, “Clown dog! Clown dog! A Clown dog is stealing the sheep! And there’s also a platypus bunny trying to eat my sheep and he has the voice of James Earl Jones and he’s wearing a locust costume spitting tomatoes at me! Come help me!” All the village people stopped what they were doing and ran to help scare off the Clown dog and Platypus bunny. When they got there, they were very confused.

The villagers did not find a Clown dog nor a Platypus bunny. And where was the shepherd girl? Had the creatures stolen her? They quickly searched high and low to find her. But it seemed like one plump villager had found a Bologna and buffalo chicken sandwich which he then scarfed down. Then, a villager pointed to a tree and said, “There she is! Is she okay?” They saw she was not hurt. In fact, she was laughing! “Oh my god I got you goo… Hey look over there… What the hell is that?!” The villagers looked behind them for a moment as the girl ran off faster than the speed of sound and she had time to escape before the villagers could notice she was gone. The shepherd girl hardly had time to take a breath. At breakfast the next day, the girl’s mother and father told her to be good. She nodded her head and left to tend the sheep. Soon, however, she was bored again.

“Clown Dog! Clown Dog!” She shouted, louder than the day before. “A Clown Dog is stealing the sheep! Come help me!” Again the villagers came running. Again there was no Clown dog or platypus bunny in sight. This time the village people were very upset. They told the girl, “If you don’t tell people the truth all the time, they will never know when to believe you.” But because she was extremely giggly, all she could hear was ”Blah Blah Blah we’re a bunch of boring people Blah Blah Blah Blah we’re keeping you from your cartoons… Blah Blah Blah…” The girl was still laughing at her joke. After the villagers went back to their jobs, however, she started to think about what the people had said.

“Maybe,” she thought, “I need not to tell the same lie twice. Maybe try mixing it up each time. Hmmm….” The shepherd girl began walking back to her lookout post. Just on the other side of the explosive trees, a sly clown dog accompanied by a platypus bunny had seen everything, including the Shepherd girl’s fantasy about the magician guy and her running away from the villagers. When the shepherd reached her post, the Clown dog began stealing the sheep. The shepherd couldn’t believe her eyes. It was a real clown dog! She cried out, “Clown dog! Clown dog! A Clown dog is stealing the sheep! Come help me!”

She waited for the villagers to come running, but no one came. The girl tried yelling for help again, but no one came. She then turned her back, cupped her hand over her mouth and said ”Ya know for village that says they would help me they sure are doing a terrible job at it!” So she decided to fight the Clown dog on her own. She grabbed her staff and lured the clown dog over to where she was standing and intimidated the creature throwing out insult after insult. Boom! Pap! Pawnch! Pow! Woosh!

She fought the creature all her might and as she chopped off the head of the clown dog, she noticed something peculiar. The creature was nothing more than a mere robot! There were sparks and wires coming out of the hole where the head used to be. Its fur felt rather hard and cold as opposed to fluffy and warm. Just then the shepherd girl came face to face with the platypus bunny. She fought the creature as hard as the last one but just as she was about to finish the creature off, she saw a strange woman coming through the trees yelling ”Stop” with a remote control in her hand. The shepherd girl had stopped. And so did the platypus bunny.

“Hey, lady, what’s the problem? These creatures were trying to kill my sheep and myself for that matter! And who are you anyway?” The woman had told the shepherd girl to sit down and the woman began explaining.

”You see my fair lady,” said the woman, ”I’m the all powerful narrator of this story and when you were bored with your job, you played a nasty trick on the villagers for your own amusement! So when you told the same lie twice, I decided to send out my robotic creatures to come and bring harm to you and your flock of sheep to teach you the importance of honesty. When you killed one of my bots, you tried to kill the other. I oughta get revenge on you! But that wouldn’t work on you at all would it?”

But apparently, the shepherd girl wasn’t around to hear my speech because when I turned around, there was only a replica of her by my side. Oh why did I make her like that? Don’t worry though, I’ll get that girl in the sequel… Just you wait, shepherd girl.

Original Finishing Date: August 2014

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